Welcome to The Sage Fan Club!
Welcome Sage fans! Hello, and thanks for visiting The Sage Fan Club! As most of you already know, this is the second web page dedicated to Sage and her fans. This site's purpose is to inform people all about Sage, and to serve as some entertainment for all of Sage's fans.
Since there are many members from the first Sage Fan Club page (http://sagefanclub.conforums.com) that don't know Sage personally, this site gives them the opportunity to learn about Sage and why she deserves a fan club.
With that said, we at Sage's Fan Club hope you have fun browsing this site, and we hope you come back soon! Check out pictures of Sage, play fun games, sign Sage's Guestbook, or just come to read the home page updates!
Questions? Comments? Suggestions? Contact us by clicking on the "Contact Us" link at the top of this page.
Sage News - 7/13/08
Greetings all Sage fans! Today, Tina and Theresa were sitting in their living room eating Oh's! cereal. Sage just happened to be sitting on the couch, so Tina and Theresa decided to put cereal on her head to see how long it would last. Surprisingly, it stayed on her head for quite a while. It finally fell off because she turned her head to eat something else. I know this isn't very exciting news, but it's better than nothing, right?
Sage News - 5/3/08
Hello again, Sage fans! As we all know, Sage is fat and mostly boring, which is why there hasn't been any Sage news in a few days. Today, however, Sage did something that was at least somewhat interesting.
Earlier today, Sage was lying on Tina's bed and chewing her butt (BIG surprise). After Tina told her to stop, Sage ceased her ass-licking and stared at Tina with a weird look on her chubby face. So Tina stood there and stared back at Sage, just to see if Sage would ever react. She didn't. Sage sat there and stared, and stared, and stared. She never blinked, and she never changed her blank, stupid expression. This went on for some minutes, and finally Tina was the one who had to give in and stop staring.
Sage is so weird, it's amazing.
Sage News - 4/27/08
Hello Sage Fans! This is Sage's very first "news" update. In these updates, you'll learn about anything new that's recently happened with Sage. Although Sage is almost always just fat, slow, and boring, sometimes she actually does something interesting. Those few "interesting" things will be reported here for Sage's fans to read.
The most interesting Sage has done lately is play tug-o-war with a sock with Brendle and Jack. At first, Sage played tug-o-war with Jack, and it was NOT an exciting game. Sage and Jack barely gnawed and sucked on the sock, and even though the sock was long, they insisited on playing with the same side of it. Their faces were right next to each other, sucking and chewing on the sock until it was wet and soggy. Since this was extremely boring, we decided it would be much more entertaining if Sage and Brendle played together instead. We were right. As Sage clung onto the sock with her rotten, chipped teeth, Brendle held the sock tight in her jaw and used her entire body to pull it from Sage, which was pretty funny looking. Brendle jerked her body back and forth trying to get the sock from Sage, but Sage wasn't about to give up. She stood there with her usual blank-looking eyes and just held the sock with her teeth. Meanwhile, Brendle was getting more and more into the game, and was making hideous growling noises and frightening faces (Like Carly Smithson). Eventually, the game had to be stopped, so Brendle whimpered in the corner, and Sage went somewhere else to lick her butt for the rest of the evening.
